When Hamsters Attack (Song)

Backup singers: La La La La La La La (Repeat)

Male Singer: You better when a hamster will be stalking. your better when hamster will attack. You better watch your toes when your walking. Or you might end a hamster snack.

Male Singer: Hamster! They're coming for you. You better close the shade and lock the door too you better hide inside and watch you back cause hamsters will attack.

Male Singer: I knew a hamster once when i was younger. He had a viciouse bite that really hurt. He ate my mum, dad and my mash pototos and drank my baby sister for desert.

Male Singer: Hamster! They're coming for you. You better close the shade and lock the door too you better hide inside and watch you back cause hamsters will attack.

Hamsters: Hamsters will attack. Hamsters will attack.

(Hamsters squeeing)

(People screaming)

(Car crash)

Male Singer: Now you see why hamsters are so evil. Now you see why hamsters are so bad. They're then gerbils, Porcupines and weasels. I hardly find my sister baby back.

Male Singer: Hamster! They're coming for you. You better close the shade and lock the door too you better hide inside and watch you back cause hamsters will attack. HAMSTERS!